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I thought Europe was a country. - Kellie Pickler

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

It is the patriotic duty of every man to lie for his country. - Alfred Adler

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

Anybody can be good in the country; there are no temptations there. - Oscar Wilde

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo. - Unknown

This country with its institutions belongs to the people who inhabit it. - Abraham Lincoln

If people can just pour into the country illegally, you don't have a country. - Donald Trump

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

Demagogue: A person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country. - Don Marquis

The spirit of America has nurtured responsibility and community unlike any other country. - Stephen Covey

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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