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I thought Europe was a country. - Kellie Pickler

Donation: A country full of female deer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

Making suppository remarks about our country. - Archie Bunker

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Go West, young man, and grow up with the country. - Horace Greeley

There is a great deal of unmapped country within us. - George Iliot

A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. - German Proverb

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

It is the patriotic duty of every man to lie for his country. - Alfred Adler

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo. - Unknown

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

This country with its institutions belongs to the people who inhabit it. - Abraham Lincoln

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. - George S Patton

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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