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Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

A slice of eggplant makes a dandy sink stopper. - Kin Hubbard

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Oil is drowning our oceans and drowning our boreal forests. - Winona LaDuke

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paul Coelho

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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