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Aussie Speed Bumps

Ostrich Officer detail in Melbourne, Australia

Aussie Speed Bumps thanks to Bryan Harrap

Ostriches are large, flightless birds that live in the dry, hot savannas and woodlands of Africa. The emu is the largest bird native to Australia. There are three subspecies of emus in Australia.

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Out Of Bounds: An exhausted kangaroo - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll


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