Aussie Speed Bumps
Ostrich Officer detail in Melbourne, Australia
Ostriches are large, flightless birds that live in the dry, hot savannas and woodlands of Africa. The emu is the largest bird native to Australia. There are three subspecies of emus in Australia.
QuotaBillsOut Of Bounds: An exhausted kangaroo - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell
The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon
Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown
The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy
I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry
I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll