QuotaBillsRecede: Plant the garden again - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown
LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Hedgehogs - why don't they just share the hedge? - Unknown
The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere
Weed: A plant whose virtues have not been discovered - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown
I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau
Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas
He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea
If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown
The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami
I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson
The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound
It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb
Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant. - Orville Redenbacher
Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones
Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir
The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner
He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott
Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln
When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown
On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel