Autumn Download

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

Traveling leaves you speechless and turns you into a storyteller. - Unknown

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

To live is so startling, it leaves but little room for other occupations. - Emily Dickinson

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump