Autumn Download

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Like that of leaves is a generation of men. - Homer

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To live is so startling, it leaves but little room for other occupations. - Emily Dickinson

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham