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Autumn Download

Change is in the air

Autumn Download thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Falling leaves of Autumn art - weather you like it or not

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You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Lasting Impression: What a Sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Traveling leaves you speechless and turns you into a storyteller. - Ibn Battuta

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


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