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God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Grace is love that cares and stoops and rescues. - John Stott

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself. - Andre Breton

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Truth that is not undergirded by love makes the truth obnoxious and the possessor of it repulsive. - Ravi Zacharias

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Love is the true means by which the world is enjoyed: our Love to others and other's Love to us. - Thomas Traherne

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Without a sense of proportion there can be neither good taste nor genuine intelligence, no perhaps moral integrity. - Eric Hoffer

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy

The brain is not a bag of traits. It's startlingly complex. There are few or no single genes with a consistent effect on the mind. - Steven Pinker

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi


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