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First notification of brain drain

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Why do teenagers act the way they do?

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All you need is love. - John Lennon

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. - George Lucas

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

In some countries you love your neighbors, and in others you eat them. - Ravi Zacharias

No matter the situation, never let your emotions overpower your intelligence. - Unknown

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

It's better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei


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