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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

We are most alive when we're in love. - John Updike

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past. - Ken Burns

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

If people did not do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - P.T. Barnum

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not. - Marya Mannes

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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