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Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. - Unknown

Trouble came - as trouble so often does - with a monkey. - Paul Collins

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only meat I eat is from animals I've killed myself. - Mark Zuckerberg

All animals are minor variations on a very particular theme. - Richard Dawkins

The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Well, yous 2 may have come from monkeys and bamboons, but not me. - Archie Bunker

I never act. I simply bring out the real animal that's in me. - Willem Dafoe

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That's the problem. - A A Milne

I'm thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, 'Why stop at one?' - Robert Downey Jr

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Animals have one thing that puts them way ahead of people: they don't dissemble, and you don't have to pretend in front of them. - Ivan Klima

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel