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Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Animals are like people because people are animals. - Barbara T Gates

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. - Unknown

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. - George Orwell

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Hamster: The animal least likely to be found in a synagogue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All animals are minor variations on a very particular theme. - Richard Dawkins

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

Well, yous 2 may have come from monkeys and bamboons, but not me. - Archie Bunker

I never act. I simply bring out the real animal that's in me. - Willem Dafoe

Animals don't hate, and we're supposed to be better than them. - Elvis Presley

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France

Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That's the problem. - A A Milne

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

Mule: 1. An animal that is stubbornly backward about going forward; 2. An animal who boasts that his ancestors were horses. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Animals have one thing that puts them way ahead of people: they don't dissemble, and you don't have to pretend in front of them. - Ivan Klima

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison