Baboon Chorus
Primates cheer for their local team
Monkey See as Monkey Do
Baboons are African and Arabian Old World monkeys belonging to the genus Papio, part of the subfamily Cercopithecinae
QuotaBillsMy favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz
We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker
Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle
Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington
Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera
Lamb: An animal that gets more sheepish with age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain
Animals are like people because people are animals. - Barbara T Gates
My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky
Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. - Unknown
Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray
Trouble came - as trouble so often does - with a monkey. - Paul Collins
By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb
All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. - George Orwell
Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce
Hamster: The animal least likely to be found in a synagogue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin
I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell
Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker
Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain
At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle
There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me. - James Dean
If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy
I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee
Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown
Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
Mule: 1. An animal that is stubbornly backward about going forward; 2. An animal who boasts that his ancestors were horses. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway
Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel