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Baby Sidecar

It's perfectly safe as long as the baby is strapped in a seatbelt

Baby Sidecar thanks to Brian Enns

Motorcycle Sidecar Kid Kit

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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay


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