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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley


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