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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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