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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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