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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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