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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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