Backwards Clock

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

It takes a long time to grow young. - Pablo Picasso

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' - Casablanca

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

You may ask me for anything you like except time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. - Groucho Marx

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

Time goes, you say? Ah, no! Alas, Time stays, we go. - Austin Dobson

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Keep your best wishes close to your heart and watch what happens. - Tony DeLiso

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? - John Wooden

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. - Thomas Szasz

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. - Benjamin Franklin

I am going to give a long speech today. I haven't had time to prepare a short one. - Winston Churchill

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. - Phyllis Diller

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Because there is always some kid who may be seeing me for the first or last time, I owe him my best. - Joe DiMaggio

It's a myth that you can't have it all. You can have it all. Just maybe not at the same time. - Eva Longoria

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

Failure happens all the time. It happens every day in practice. What makes you better is how you react to it. - Mia Hamm

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force. - Dorothy L Sayers

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return. - Vyasa

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock