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Bacon And Eggs Mug

When personalized coffee mugs become food for thought

Bacon And Eggs Mug thanks to Mick Flaherty

Preparing yourself for a cheese-e breakfast

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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