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Bacon And Eggs Mug

When personalized coffee mugs become food for thought

Bacon And Eggs Mug thanks to Mick Flaherty

Preparing yourself for a cheese-e breakfast

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner


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