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Bacon And Eggs Mug

When personalized coffee mugs become food for thought

Bacon And Eggs Mug thanks to Mick Flaherty

Preparing yourself for a cheese-e breakfast

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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