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Bacon Face Breakfast

Bacon and eggs takes on a new personality

Bacon Face Breakfast thanks to Jan Newell

Cooking for artistic appetites

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The human face is my landscape. - Joshua Reynolds

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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