Bacon Face Breakfast

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein