Bacon Face Breakfast

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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

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Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor