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Bacon High-Five

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Tasty Food For Thought

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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