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Bacon High-Five

Nothing better than a mouth full of bacon

Bacon High-Five thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Tasty Food For Thought

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I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton


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