Bacon High-Five

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo