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Bacon Inhaler

For those who can't take in enough bacon

Bacon Inhaler thanks to Howard Chapman

Are you a baconaholic?

An inhaler or puffer is a medical device usually used for delivering medication into the body via the lungs, unless you're a baconaholic

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Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Flattery is alright, so long as you don't inhale. - Adlai Stevenson

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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