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Bacon Inhaler

For those who can't take in enough bacon

Bacon Inhaler thanks to Howard Chapman

Are you a baconaholic?

An inhaler or puffer is a medical device usually used for delivering medication into the body via the lungs, unless you're a baconaholic

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Flattery is alright, so long as you don't inhale. - Adlai Stevenson

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev


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