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Bacon Pancakes

Inspiring bacon ideas for a breakfast treat

Bacon Pancakes thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Don't go bacon my heart!

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Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

The heart will break, but broken live on. - Lord Byron

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? - WC Fields

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

Sometimes your mind says No, but your heart says Go. - Yvonne Urlanda

Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. - Matthew 6:21

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God. - Martin Luther

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present. - Barbara de Angelis

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry


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