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Bacon Pancakes

Inspiring bacon ideas for a breakfast treat

Bacon Pancakes thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Don't go bacon my heart!

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

While the heart beats, hope lingers. - Alison Croggon

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable. - Mary Oliver

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Never morning wore to evening but some heart did break. - Alfred Tennyson

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

It is not flesh and blood, but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. - Johann Friedrich Von Schiller

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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