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Bacon Pancakes

Inspiring bacon ideas for a breakfast treat

Bacon Pancakes thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Don't go bacon my heart!

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The heart ages last. - Sylvester Stallone

A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. - Unknown

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Our Irish blunders are never blunders of the heart. - Maria Edgeworth

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best. - Margaret Thatcher

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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