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Bacon Pancakes

Inspiring bacon ideas for a breakfast treat

Bacon Pancakes thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Don't go bacon my heart!

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Only do what your heart tells you. - Princess Diana

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Follow your heart but take your brain with you. - Unknown

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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