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Bacon Pancakes

Inspiring bacon ideas for a breakfast treat

Bacon Pancakes thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Don't go bacon my heart!

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The heart ages last. - Sylvester Stallone

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner

He did it with all his heart and prospered. - 2 Chronicles 31:21

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? - WC Fields

Follow your heart but take your brain with you. - Unknown

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

It is not flesh and blood, but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. - Johann Friedrich Von Schiller

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded. - Maya Angelou

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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