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Bacon Thoughts thanks to Howard Chapman

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The thinking man's crumpet. - Frank Muir

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

We are shaped by our thoughts. We become what we think. - Buddha

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Our thoughts determine our destiny, and our destiny determines our legacy. - John C Maxwell

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will. - Zig Ziglar

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Integrity is choosing your thoughts and actions based on values rather than personal gain. - Unknown

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

Nothing in life is quite as important as you think it is while you're thinking about it. - Daniel Kahneman

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. - William James

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The only way you can sustain a permanent change is to create a new way of thinking, acting, and being. - Jennifer Hudson

You are today where your thoughts have brought you. You will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you. - James Allen

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without thinking of them. - Alfred Whitehead

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking. - Theodore I Rubin

If you're thinking of becoming a Christian, I warn you, you're embarking on something, which will take the whole of you. - C S Lewis

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst and it sparks extraordinary results. - Wade Boggs

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin


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