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Bacon Thoughts thanks to Howard Chapman

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

A man's life is what his thoughts make it. - Marcus Aurelius

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Gonna take all of my thinking and all of my consecration. - Archie Bunker

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Indignation is a submission of our thoughts, but not of our desires. - Bertrand Russell

The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. - David Ogilvie

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Good thoughts and actions can never produce bad results. Bad thoughts and actions can never produce good results. - James Allen

That's the kind of thing people always thinking. They always got to see some sort of scary thing in everything. - S.D. Crockett

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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