Bacon Thoughts

The thinking man's crumpet. - Frank Muir

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details. - Albert Einstein

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind. - Emily P. Bissell

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. - Dee Hock

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

The only way you can sustain a permanent change is to create a new way of thinking, acting, and being. - Jennifer Hudson

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

The world as we have created it is a process of our thinking. It cannot be changed without changing our thinking. - Albert Einstein

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

She was no longer wrestling with the grief, but could sit down with it as a lasting companion and make it a sharer in her thoughts. - George Eliot

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

Daily, constantly, we choose by our desires, our thoughts, and our actions whether we want to be blessed or cursed, happy or miserable. - Ezra T Benson

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock