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Bacon Thoughts thanks to Howard Chapman

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It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax. - Charles Kettering

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

The moment my legs begin to move, my thoughts begin to flow. - Henry David Thoreau

No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical. - Niels Bohr

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. - David Ogilvie

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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