QuotaBillsEverything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower
Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe
Rapscallion: A door knocker shaped like an onion - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon
If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor
Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson
I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne
I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown
To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham
Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis
Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill
Onion: A vegetable that builds you up physically but tears you down socially - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan
I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens
Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz
Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb
My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown
You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry
Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott
In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma
My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson
This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten