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Diet plan for excerise ball fitness with friends

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Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega


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