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Diet plan for excerise ball fitness with friends

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon. - Winnie the Pooh

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin


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