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Diet plan for excerise ball fitness with friends

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Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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