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Diet plan for excerise ball fitness with friends

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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy


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