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Diet plan for excerise ball fitness with friends

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The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

You must act in your friend's interest whether it pleases him or not; the object of love is to serve, not to win. - Woodrow Wilson

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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