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Ballroom Dancing for Seniors

You're never too old to take up ballroom, latin, and swing dancing

Ballroom Dancing for Seniors thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

People differ. Some object to the fan dancer, and others to the fan. - Unknown

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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