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Bath Head Protection

Adding safety to baby's bath tub

Bath Head Protection thanks to Jim Serritella

Bathing your baby with a mini-umbrella

Watching Baby while Baby Watching
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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

Lord Birkenhead is very clever but sometimes his brains go to his head. - Margot Asquith

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head. - Steven Wright

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien


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