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Be Nice To America thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

New York, the nation's thyroid gland. - Christopher Morley

A war for a great principle ennobles a nation. - Albert Pike

Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought. - Unknown

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. - Norman Douglas

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself. - Arthur Miller

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

The United States themselves are essentially the greatest poem. - Walt Whitman

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten. - Calvin Coolidge

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

One half of the nation is mad - and the other half not very sound. - Tobias Smollett

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice. - Roger Federer

No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices. - Edward R Murrow

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. - Jimmy Durante

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars. - Dale Carnegie

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole? - Will Rogers

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

The fate of a nation has often depended upon the good or bad digestion of a prime minister. - Voltaire

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. - John Adams

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

You can conquer the city, the nation, the world, but until you can conquer your spirit, you're a loser. - Unknown

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill


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