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Finding someone special who makes you happy

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A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Musician: Someone who makes a living by playing around - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve. - David Sedaris

A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. - Unknown

Only someone who attempts the absurd can achieve the impossible. - Unknown

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for it. - George Walsh

Oh, how horrible our sins look when they are committed by someone else. - Chuck Smith

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

Optimist: someone who tells you to cheer up when things are going his way. - Edward Murrow

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

It's not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy. - Unknown

Ultracrepidarian: Someone who gives opinions on subjects they know nothing about - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

So what if someone wrote your obituary... that doesn't mean you are obligated to die. - Lou Holtz

A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt. - Woodrow Wilson

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Do you think that every time someone has acupuncture there's a voodoo doll out there having a really bad day? - Caryn Leschen

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. - Oscar Wilde

When you're an actor, you do a lot of the same kind of thing. It's great when someone gets you to do something that's a little surprising. - Christopher Walken


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