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Finding someone special who makes you happy

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A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Anne Frank

Tattletale: Someone with a good sense of rumor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life. - Omar Khayyam

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

If you do something for someone else, you are an ethical person. - Graham Forst

Eating an artichoke is like getting to know someone really well. - Willi Hastings

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. - Gretta B Palmer

I shudder to think that one day someone may give the same order for Rome. - Scipio Aemilianus

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

Just because someone has fancy sneakers doesn't mean they can run faster. - Jon Bon Jovi

Ultracrepidarian: Someone who gives opinions on subjects they know nothing about - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want to go somewhere, it is best to find someone who has already been there. - Robert Kiyosaki

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. - Unknown

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

If you want to build a happy life, you have to give careful thought to the foundations. - Unknown

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

Telling the truth and making someone cry is better than telling a lie and making someone smile. - Unknown

You can't stop loving someone if you had already fallen; all you can do is hurting yourself. - M F Moonzajer

There is someone I accept even though I do not approve of all he does... and that someone is me. - C S Lewis

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now, and there will never be a time when it is not now. - Gerald Jampolsky

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up. - Kabir

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it. - Robert Brault

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

I place an enormous premium on loyalty. If someone betrays me, I can forgive them raionally, but emotionally I have found it impossible to do so. - Richard E Grant

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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