Be Someone

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey

If you are not happy here and now, you never will be. - Taisen Deshimaru

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. - Albert Camus

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now. - Mort Sahl

All of our technology is completely unnecessary to a happy life. - Tom Hodgkinson

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me. - Alice R. Longworth

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

Ultracrepidarian: Someone who gives opinions on subjects they know nothing about - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself. - H. Norman Schwarzkopf

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. - Unknown

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame someone else. - John Burroughs

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Disability is a matter of perception. If you can do just one thing well, you're needed by someone. - Martina Navratilova

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up. - Kabir

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not. - Kurt Cobain

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

If someone offers you a gift, and you decline to accept it, the other person still owns that gift. The same is true of insults and verbal attacks. - Steve Pavlina

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx