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Be Someone

Finding a relationship with someone close to you

Be Someone thanks to Barry McCartney

Finding someone special who makes you happy

No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Streaker: Someone who is unsuited for work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am happy and content because I think I am. - Alain-René Lesage

If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. - Ronald Reagan

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds to be. - William Adams

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. - Gretta B Palmer

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Never allow someone to be your priority while you're just their option. - Unknown

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone. - Coco Chanel

It's not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy. - Unknown

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Every man in the world is better than someone else. And not as good as someone else. - William Saroyan

Love is what happens when two hearts find their happy place right beside each other. - Unknown

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. - Julia Roberts

Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray

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