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Finding a relationship with someone close to you

Be Someone thanks to Barry McCartney

Finding someone special who makes you happy

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Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Change starts when someone sees the next step. - William Drayton

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

My only regret in life is that I'm not someone else. - Woody Allen

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee. - Arnold Glasgow

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Concern for someone else was a good remedy for taking the mind off one's own troubles. - Elizabeth Aston

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you. - John Wooden

Disability is a matter of perception. If you can do just one thing well, you're needed by someone. - Martina Navratilova

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger. - Dan Rather

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. - Billy Connolly

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

When you're an actor, you do a lot of the same kind of thing. It's great when someone gets you to do something that's a little surprising. - Christopher Walken


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