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Finding someone special who makes you happy

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America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Marathon Runner: A person who is happy to be over the hill - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now. - Mort Sahl

Just try to be angry with someone who fed you something delicious. - Carmen Cook

Happiness is a by-product of an effort to make someone else happy. - Gretta B Palmer

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. - Unknown

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

Never get deeply in debt to someone who cried at the end of Scarface. - Robert Wieder

A socialist is someone who has nothing and wants to divide it with you. - Unknown

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee. - Arnold Glasgow

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

If you don't need something, rather than hold onto it, give it to someone who does. - Joe Segal

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same. - Anne Frank

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself, but do not relinquish it simply because someone else is not sure of you. - Stewart E. White

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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