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Finding a relationship with someone close to you

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Finding someone special who makes you happy

Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

Wagging Tail: A happy ending - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Change starts when someone sees the next step. - William Drayton

Control your own destiny or someone else will. - Jack Welch

Song Writer: Someone who was calm and composed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

If you are not happy here and now, you never will be. - Taisen Deshimaru

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are. - Kurt Cobain

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. - Albert Camus

It's a sad truth that everyone is a bore to someone. - Llewellyn Miller

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

You can't be happy unless you're unhappy sometimes. - Lauren Oliver

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Sometimes you just got to give yourself what you wish someone else would give you. - Dr. Phil

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

The happiest people seem to be those who have no particular cause for being happy except that they are so. - William R Inge

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

The world is a very puzzling place. If you're not willing to be puzzled, you just become a replica of someone else's mind. - Noam Chomsky

When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? - George Carlin

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