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Finding someone special who makes you happy

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X: The signature of a happy man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

I am happy and content because I think I am. - Alain-René Lesage

You do not find the happy life. You make it. - Camilla R Kimball

A hero is someone we can admire without apology. - Kitty Kelley

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

Keepsake: Something given us by someone we've forgotten - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In a nutshell, loving someone is about giving, not receiving. - Nicholas Sparks

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

I want you to know that someone out there cares. I don't, but someone does. - Unknown

Sometimes you just got to give yourself what you wish someone else would give you. - Dr. Phil

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The very best proof that something can be done is that someone has already done it. - Bertrand Russell

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

If you don't have someone tracking you down, you haven't exhausted your credit options. - Unknown

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up. - Kabir

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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