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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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