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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay


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