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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it. - Naomi Watts

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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