Beer floating (Kaljakellunta in Finnish) is a Finnish summer event, where participants float on the Kerava River (or Vantaa River) from Vantaa to a downstream riverside beach in Helsinki. Entrants use small rubber crafts while equipping nothing more than a paddle and loads of Beer.
QuotaBillsIn wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
Liquor Store: A stupor market - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson
Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash
Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster
Finland: A place where many sharks live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali
Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb
A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson
Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
In the depths of midwinter I finally learned there was an invisible summer. - Albert Camus
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King
Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes
We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung
America is a melting pot; the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top. - Charlie King
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid
Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen
It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown
When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway
Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster