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Beware Of Dog

Warning signs for dogs and backward dogs

Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Dare to dream big. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

The big talent is persistence. - Octavia E Butler

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

You have to think anyway, so why not think big? - Donald Trump

I am big! It's the pictures that got small. - Sunset Boulevard

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

If you're going to have a story, have a big story, or none at all. - Joseph Campbell

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

If you are too big to do the little things, you are too little to do big things. - Jentezen Franklin

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

It isn't the big pleasures that count the most; it's making a great deal out of the little ones. - Jean Webster

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Beware the stories you read or tell: subtly, at night, beneath the waters of consciousness, they are altering your world. - Ben Okri

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

In small towns as well as large, good people outnumber bad people by 100 to 1. In big towns the 100 are nervous. But in small towns, it's the one. - Paul Harvey


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