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Beware Of Dog

Warning signs for dogs and backward dogs

Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Beware the tyranny of the minority. - Latin Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

I've been big ever since I was little. - William Perry

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. - Stephen King

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Big changes in our lives are more or less a second chance. - Harrison Ford

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Kindness is the golden chain by which society is bound together. - Johann von Goethe

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

It's the little details that are vital. Little things make big things happen. - John Wooden

Everyone should be paid what he is worth, no matter how big a pay cut is involved. - Unknown

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

In order to be big, you have to think big. If you think small, you're going to be small. - Emeril Lagasse

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The words 'figure' and 'fictitious' both derive from the same Latin root, 'fingere.' Beware! - M.J. Moroney

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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