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Beware Of Dog

Warning signs for dogs and backward dogs

Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Let the buyer beware. - Latin Maxim

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

Beware the fury of a patient man. - John Dryden

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

I am big! It's the pictures that got small. - Sunset Boulevard

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

True contentment depends not upon what we have; a tub was large enough for Diogenes, but a world was too little for Alexander. - Charles Caleb Colton

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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