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Beware Of Dog

Warning signs for dogs and backward dogs

Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Let the buyer beware. - Latin Maxim

Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

Deluxe: Mediocre in a big way. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beware the fury of a patient man. - John Dryden

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Beware the wrath of a patient adversary. - John C. Calhoun

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

VR and AR are going to be a really big deal. - Mark Zuckerberg

The big thing is that you know what you want. - Earl Nightingale

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

Kindness is the golden chain by which society is bound together. - Johann von Goethe

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Beware of no man more than of yourself; we carry our worst enemies within us. - Charles H Spurgeon

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a big laser believer - I really think they are the wave of the future. - Courteney Cox

If you are big enough for your dream, your dream isn't big enough for God. - Mark Batterson

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

There's no problem so big or complicated that it can't be run away from. - Unknown

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure. - Joseph Campbell

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. - the Eagles

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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