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Beware of Falling Rock Signs

Safety sign car-nage

Beware of Falling Rock Signs thanks to Greg Polovik

Protection against dangerous road signs

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The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Our technological powers increase, but the side effects and potential hazards also escalate. - Alvin Toffler

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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