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Beware of Falling Rock Signs

Safety sign car-nage

Beware of Falling Rock Signs thanks to Greg Polovik

Protection against dangerous road signs

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Allege: A high rock shelf. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Our technological powers increase, but the side effects and potential hazards also escalate. - Alvin Toffler

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha


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