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Beware of Falling Rock Signs

Safety sign car-nage

Beware of Falling Rock Signs thanks to Greg Polovik

Protection against dangerous road signs

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Elastic Band: An old rock group that keeps bouncing back - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Our technological powers increase, but the side effects and potential hazards also escalate. - Alvin Toffler

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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