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Big Hands Baby

Growing up to his full potential a little too early

Big Hands Baby thanks to Heather Pulfer

Little Johnny was born a natural comedian

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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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