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Big Hands Baby

Growing up to his full potential a little too early

Big Hands Baby thanks to Heather Pulfer

Little Johnny was born a natural comedian

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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Brat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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