Big Hands Baby

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren