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Big Hands Baby

Growing up to his full potential a little too early

Big Hands Baby thanks to Heather Pulfer

Little Johnny was born a natural comedian

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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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