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Big Hands Baby

Growing up to his full potential a little too early

Big Hands Baby thanks to Heather Pulfer

Little Johnny was born a natural comedian

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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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