Big Hands Baby
Growing up to his full potential a little too early
Little Johnny was born a natural comedian
QuotaBillsA child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare
Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins
Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown
The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner
One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai
Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett
Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel
Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray
If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman
It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown
The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin
Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill
What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard
A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams
The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller
I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren
There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock
The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney
No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato
I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben
I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford
When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey
I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer