Big Hands Baby

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner