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Big Hands Baby

Growing up to his full potential a little too early

Big Hands Baby thanks to Heather Pulfer

Little Johnny was born a natural comedian

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Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Juvenile Delinquents: Other people's children - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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