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Bike Barrow

Mixing wheelbarrows and Motorcycles in the garden

Bike Barrow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Getting more mileage out of the old motorcycle

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There are many spokes on the wheel of life. - Ray Charles

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

A committee can't succeed if everybody's on board but nobody's at the wheel. - Kathy Griffith

The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up, and those who were up go down. - Jawaharial Nehru

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I have always hated machinery, and the only machine I ever understood was a wheelbarrow, and that but imperfectly. - Eric T. Bell

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The misery which follows pleasure is the pleasure which follows misery. The pleasure and misery of mankind revolve like a wheel. - A Nagarjuna

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

He who tells a lie, is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one. - Alexander Pope

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle


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