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Mixing wheelbarrows and Motorcycles in the garden

Bike Barrow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Getting more mileage out of the old motorcycle

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What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up, and those who were up go down. - Jawaharial Nehru

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle


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