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Bike Barrow

Mixing wheelbarrows and Motorcycles in the garden

Bike Barrow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Getting more mileage out of the old motorcycle

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Put your shoulder to the wheel. - Aesop

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The wheel turns and turns and turns: it never stops and stands still. - Anita Desai

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up, and those who were up go down. - Jawaharial Nehru

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

A major threshold is passed when you mature enough to acknowledge what drives you, and to take the wheel and steer it. - Andrew Stanton

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe


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