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Bike Barrow

Mixing wheelbarrows and Motorcycles in the garden

Bike Barrow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Getting more mileage out of the old motorcycle

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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The wheel turns and turns and turns: it never stops and stands still. - Anita Desai

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

A committee can't succeed if everybody's on board but nobody's at the wheel. - Kathy Griffith

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up, and those who were up go down. - Jawaharial Nehru

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The misery which follows pleasure is the pleasure which follows misery. The pleasure and misery of mankind revolve like a wheel. - A Nagarjuna

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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