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Bike Barrow

Mixing wheelbarrows and Motorcycles in the garden

Bike Barrow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Getting more mileage out of the old motorcycle

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What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Ceremony: The invention of wise men to keep fools at a distance - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

The wheel turns and turns and turns: it never stops and stands still. - Anita Desai

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up, and those who were up go down. - Jawaharial Nehru

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The misery which follows pleasure is the pleasure which follows misery. The pleasure and misery of mankind revolve like a wheel. - A Nagarjuna

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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