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Mixing wheelbarrows and Motorcycles in the garden

Bike Barrow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Getting more mileage out of the old motorcycle

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Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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