Bike Horse Power
Way better than a Cowasaki
Jethro like to horse around with his Harley buddies
QuotaBillsMayor: A he-horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown
Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker
Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown
When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx
Stabilized: A horse that's been locked in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown
I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill
You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi
Centaur: A man with a horse where his pants ought to be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown
Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown
The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K
Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden
The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown
Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V
I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis
Sherbet: 1. A horse that can't lose; 2. A tip on a horse race or sporting event. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping.
- Thomas Hood
The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy
One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul
When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers