Bird Smoker
The dangers of second hand smoke for animals
Study reveals new addiction to cigarette smoke
QuotaBillsCourage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli
Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright
Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown
Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry
When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. - Bob Marley
If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling
Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali
I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne
The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown
What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein
Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe
Woodpecker: 1. A knocking bird; 2. A 17th Century prosthetic device. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright
The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle
Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein
I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams
A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz
I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh
We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch
Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha
The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt
Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins
I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright
Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge