Bird Smoker

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell