Bird Smoker

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker

Everybody has an addiction, mine happens to be success. - Drake

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Leave off all thin potations and addict thyself to sack. - William Shakespeare

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

It has been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. - Mark Twain

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell