Bird Smoker
The dangers of second hand smoke for animals
Study reveals new addiction to cigarette smoke
QuotaBillsThe early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb
I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet
A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau
Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright
Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare
Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel
I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno
The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb
If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky
The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
The Wright Brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. - Dorothea Brande
A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain
Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb
Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams
I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright
I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright
A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin
I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh
I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte
A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb
The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain
It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright
I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell
Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo