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Boatload Interception
Canadians seeking higher pensions as illegal immigrants
Navy helps to assist Canadian seniors
The Navy intercepted a boatload of people off the coast of B.C. today. This placed the Navy in an awkward position, as the boat was not heading to, but away from Canada, towards Asia.
Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with White Canadians who were all seniors of pensionable age. Their claim was that they were trying to get to Asia so as to be able to return to Canada as illegal immigrants, and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate Canadian pensioners.
The Navy is believed to have given them food, water and fuel, and assisted them on their journey. We are booking on the next boat out. Let me know if you want to come. Remember - you have to be over 65!
Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with White Canadians who were all seniors of pensionable age. Their claim was that they were trying to get to Asia so as to be able to return to Canada as illegal immigrants, and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate Canadian pensioners.
The Navy is believed to have given them food, water and fuel, and assisted them on their journey. We are booking on the next boat out. Let me know if you want to come. Remember - you have to be over 65!
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Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir
To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate
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I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
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The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
All my available funds are completely tied up in ready cash. - WC Fields
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I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
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Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde
Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell
In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings
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Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz
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Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman
More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown
There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
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You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain
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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir
To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate
Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch
Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown
The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
All my available funds are completely tied up in ready cash. - WC Fields
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana
Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde
Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell
In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis
Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz
How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher
Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman
More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown
There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst
Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis
Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun
You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain
I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
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