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Boatload Interception
Canadians seeking higher pensions as illegal immigrants
Navy helps to assist Canadian seniors
The Navy intercepted a boatload of people off the coast of B.C. today. This placed the Navy in an awkward position, as the boat was not heading to, but away from Canada, towards Asia.
Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with White Canadians who were all seniors of pensionable age. Their claim was that they were trying to get to Asia so as to be able to return to Canada as illegal immigrants, and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate Canadian pensioners.
The Navy is believed to have given them food, water and fuel, and assisted them on their journey. We are booking on the next boat out. Let me know if you want to come. Remember - you have to be over 65!
Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with White Canadians who were all seniors of pensionable age. Their claim was that they were trying to get to Asia so as to be able to return to Canada as illegal immigrants, and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate Canadian pensioners.
The Navy is believed to have given them food, water and fuel, and assisted them on their journey. We are booking on the next boat out. Let me know if you want to come. Remember - you have to be over 65!
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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
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Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch
Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown
Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb
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The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde
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More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown
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My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare
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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate
Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch
Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown
Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb
All my available funds are completely tied up in ready cash. - WC Fields
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana
Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson
Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde
Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell
In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings
I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis
Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet
W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler
Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman
More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown
There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst
Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun
I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato
Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato
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