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Boatload Interception
Canadians seeking higher pensions as illegal immigrants
Navy helps to assist Canadian seniors
The Navy intercepted a boatload of people off the coast of B.C. today. This placed the Navy in an awkward position, as the boat was not heading to, but away from Canada, towards Asia.
Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with White Canadians who were all seniors of pensionable age. Their claim was that they were trying to get to Asia so as to be able to return to Canada as illegal immigrants, and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate Canadian pensioners.
The Navy is believed to have given them food, water and fuel, and assisted them on their journey. We are booking on the next boat out. Let me know if you want to come. Remember - you have to be over 65!
Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with White Canadians who were all seniors of pensionable age. Their claim was that they were trying to get to Asia so as to be able to return to Canada as illegal immigrants, and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate Canadian pensioners.
The Navy is believed to have given them food, water and fuel, and assisted them on their journey. We are booking on the next boat out. Let me know if you want to come. Remember - you have to be over 65!
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Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis
Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb
I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu
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All my available funds are completely tied up in ready cash. - WC Fields
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Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
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Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
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More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown
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There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun
The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley
I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes
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Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis
Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb
I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu
Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown
Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller
All my available funds are completely tied up in ready cash. - WC Fields
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky
Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis
Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz
How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis
W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher
Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman
More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire
There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir
When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst
I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe
Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn
Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun
The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley
I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
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