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Boatload Interception
Canadians seeking higher pensions as illegal immigrants
Navy helps to assist Canadian seniors
The Navy intercepted a boatload of people off the coast of B.C. today. This placed the Navy in an awkward position, as the boat was not heading to, but away from Canada, towards Asia.
Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with White Canadians who were all seniors of pensionable age. Their claim was that they were trying to get to Asia so as to be able to return to Canada as illegal immigrants, and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate Canadian pensioners.
The Navy is believed to have given them food, water and fuel, and assisted them on their journey. We are booking on the next boat out. Let me know if you want to come. Remember - you have to be over 65!
Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with White Canadians who were all seniors of pensionable age. Their claim was that they were trying to get to Asia so as to be able to return to Canada as illegal immigrants, and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate Canadian pensioners.
The Navy is believed to have given them food, water and fuel, and assisted them on their journey. We are booking on the next boat out. Let me know if you want to come. Remember - you have to be over 65!
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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr
Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis
Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate
Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch
The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller
One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge
All my available funds are completely tied up in ready cash. - WC Fields
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde
Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell
Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison
I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz
Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet
How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire
There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst
Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns
You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain
The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley
I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato
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