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Boatload Interception
Canadians seeking higher pensions as illegal immigrants
Navy helps to assist Canadian seniors
The Navy intercepted a boatload of people off the coast of B.C. today. This placed the Navy in an awkward position, as the boat was not heading to, but away from Canada, towards Asia.
Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with White Canadians who were all seniors of pensionable age. Their claim was that they were trying to get to Asia so as to be able to return to Canada as illegal immigrants, and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate Canadian pensioners.
The Navy is believed to have given them food, water and fuel, and assisted them on their journey. We are booking on the next boat out. Let me know if you want to come. Remember - you have to be over 65!
Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with White Canadians who were all seniors of pensionable age. Their claim was that they were trying to get to Asia so as to be able to return to Canada as illegal immigrants, and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate Canadian pensioners.
The Navy is believed to have given them food, water and fuel, and assisted them on their journey. We are booking on the next boat out. Let me know if you want to come. Remember - you have to be over 65!
Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr
Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb
Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch
The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana
Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson
Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner
Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb
Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell
In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings
I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis
How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis
W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler
Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire
There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir
When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich
I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe
Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn
Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain
The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato
Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato
Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb
Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch
The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana
Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson
Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner
Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb
Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell
In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings
I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis
How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis
W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler
Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire
There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir
When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich
I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe
Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn
Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain
The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato
Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato
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