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Boatload Interception
Canadians seeking higher pensions as illegal immigrants
Navy helps to assist Canadian seniors
The Navy intercepted a boatload of people off the coast of B.C. today. This placed the Navy in an awkward position, as the boat was not heading to, but away from Canada, towards Asia.
Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with White Canadians who were all seniors of pensionable age. Their claim was that they were trying to get to Asia so as to be able to return to Canada as illegal immigrants, and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate Canadian pensioners.
The Navy is believed to have given them food, water and fuel, and assisted them on their journey. We are booking on the next boat out. Let me know if you want to come. Remember - you have to be over 65!
Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with White Canadians who were all seniors of pensionable age. Their claim was that they were trying to get to Asia so as to be able to return to Canada as illegal immigrants, and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate Canadian pensioners.
The Navy is believed to have given them food, water and fuel, and assisted them on their journey. We are booking on the next boat out. Let me know if you want to come. Remember - you have to be over 65!
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Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir
To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis
Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch
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The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
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Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller
One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson
Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde
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The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon
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Old age takes away what we've inherited and gives us what we've earned. - Gerald Brenan
Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz
How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis
More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
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To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir
While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal
Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis
You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde
Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato
Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir
To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis
Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch
Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown
The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller
One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson
Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell
Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
Old age takes away what we've inherited and gives us what we've earned. - Gerald Brenan
Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz
How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis
More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir
While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal
Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis
You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde
Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato
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