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Boneless Inverted Pork

I wonder what they taste like when they're not inverted...

Boneless Inverted Pork thanks to Howard Chapman

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Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

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Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

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Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton


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