QuotaBillsHogwash: Pig's laundry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton
Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown
The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown
A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater
Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown
When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson
If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie
He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev