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Impeach: A pixie fruit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The fruit of silence is tranquility. - Arabian Proverb

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Elderberry: Wisest fruit on the branch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit - Archie Bunker

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis

All men's gains are the fruit of venturing. - Herodotus

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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