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The fruit of silence is tranquility. - Arabian Proverb

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit - Archie Bunker

Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

All men's gains are the fruit of venturing. - Herodotus

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Excellence in any pursuit is the late, ripe fruit of toil. - W.M.L. Jay

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is? - Frank Scully

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is. - H. Jackson Browne

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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