QuotaBillsHasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day
No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker
Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain
There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb
Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne
Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein
I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams
The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire
At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill
The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh
The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain
I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson
The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung