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Braided Horse Tail

Learning the mane points about horse braids

Braided Horse Tail thanks to Mike King

Plaiting a horse's tail makes an unpulled tail look neat

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The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession. - Mark Twain

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

You think so logically... like a hawk soaring - I feel so chaotically... like a kite without a tail plummeting to earth. - John Geddes

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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