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Braided Horse Tail

Learning the mane points about horse braids

Braided Horse Tail thanks to Mike King

Plaiting a horse's tail makes an unpulled tail look neat

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Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

You think so logically... like a hawk soaring - I feel so chaotically... like a kite without a tail plummeting to earth. - John Geddes

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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