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Braided Horse Tail

Learning the mane points about horse braids

Braided Horse Tail thanks to Mike King

Plaiting a horse's tail makes an unpulled tail look neat

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Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession. - Mark Twain

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it. - Robert Brault


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