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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Experts should be on tap but never on top. - Winston Churchill

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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