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Winter driving on icy roads

Bridge Slide thanks to Keith Blake

When road safety is on a downward slope

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I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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