Bridge Slide

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

He who cannot forgive others destroys the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin