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Winter driving on icy roads

Bridge Slide thanks to Keith Blake

When road safety is on a downward slope

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Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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