Bridge Slide

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert