QuotaBillsFrance is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
Every dog has his day. - Unknown
International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen