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Buddha Plane

Change of flight plans in China

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Capturing an airplane's jet stream
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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you pick it, it won't heal. - Unknown

Whenever you fall, pick something up. - Oswald Avery

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Initiative is the privilege of picking yourself. - Seth Godin

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. - Charles M Shulz

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Good Sportsmanship: Not picking up lost golf balls while they are still rolling - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. - Steven Wright

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The pursuit of truth is like picking raspberries. You miss a lot if you approach it from only one angle. - Randal Marlin

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Hire people that you can trust, pick a tool that you trust, and just keep everybody on the same page. Then back off. - Len Markidan

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin


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