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Buddha Plane

Change of flight plans in China

Buddha Plane thanks to Keith Blake

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Capturing an airplane's jet stream
Chinese airplane traffic controllers use divine intervention
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If you pick it, it won't heal. - Unknown

Whenever you fall, pick something up. - Oswald Avery

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. - Clemence Dane

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

Initiative is the privilege of picking yourself. - Seth Godin

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. - Charles M Shulz

Go out hard. Pick it up in the middle and sprint at the end. - Browning Ross

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. - Steven Wright

At 79, if you drop something it just lies there. At 80, people pick it up for you. - Helen Van Slyke

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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