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Buddha Plane

Change of flight plans in China

Buddha Plane thanks to Keith Blake

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Capturing an airplane's jet stream
Chinese airplane traffic controllers use divine intervention

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Flew: Plane sickness. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Time heals all wounds, unless you pick at them. - Shaun Alexander

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Good Sportsmanship: Not picking up lost golf balls while they are still rolling - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. - Steven Wright

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

Hire people that you can trust, pick a tool that you trust, and just keep everybody on the same page. Then back off. - Len Markidan

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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