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Bus Stuck Passenger

Maybe not the best way to catch a breath of fresh air

Bus Stuck Passenger thanks to Mike King

Road safety for passing bus passengers

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You are not stuck. - Louise Thompson

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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