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Bus Stuck Passenger

Maybe not the best way to catch a breath of fresh air

Bus Stuck Passenger thanks to Mike King

Road safety for passing bus passengers

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

The human face is my landscape. - Joshua Reynolds

Hangin' around her neck like an albacore - Archie Bunker

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

She's not a pothead. That thing on her neck is a vase. And anyway, I'm all for legalization. After all, why should surrealism be illegal? - Jarod Kintz

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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