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Bus Stuck Passenger

Maybe not the best way to catch a breath of fresh air

Bus Stuck Passenger thanks to Mike King

Road safety for passing bus passengers

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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

Hangin' around her neck like an albacore - Archie Bunker

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another. - William Shakespeare

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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