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Bus Stuck Passenger

Maybe not the best way to catch a breath of fresh air

Bus Stuck Passenger thanks to Mike King

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Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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