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Bus Stuck Passenger

Maybe not the best way to catch a breath of fresh air

Bus Stuck Passenger thanks to Mike King

Road safety for passing bus passengers

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You are not stuck. - Louise Thompson

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses. On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis


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