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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Above all else, guard your heart, for it affects everything else you do. - Unknown

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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