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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness. - George Sand


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