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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar


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