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I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. - Jonathan S Foer

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes


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