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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

Thoughts are like arrows: once released, they strike their mark. Guard them well, or one day you may be your own victim. - Navajo Proverb

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken


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