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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. - Charles M Shulz

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Long runs improve your endurance but shorter intervals improve your speed. They are mutually beneficial for a distance runner. - Eliud Kipchoge

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud


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