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How to try to beat a speeding ticket

But I'm Batman thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Fighting a traffic ticket is possible if you have the right information

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Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman. - Unknown

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

Long runs improve your endurance but shorter intervals improve your speed. They are mutually beneficial for a distance runner. - Eliud Kipchoge

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom


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