Cake Message

Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Live everyday like its your birthday. - Paris Hilton

It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

It is the crucifixion that distinguishes the new message from the mythologies of all other peoples. - Martin Hengel

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40. - Nicolas Cage

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn