Cake Message

Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

The medium is the message. - Marshall McLuhan

Getting no message is also a message. - Unknown

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com