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Jump and the net will appear. - Les Brown

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The largest room available to athletes is room for improvement. - Unknown

Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. - George S Patton

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffett

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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