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Jump and the net will appear. - Les Brown

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Storytelling is the calculated release of information. - Alex Garland

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Life is like Tetris: if it doesn't fit, just flip it over. - Sabine Hein

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The largest room available to athletes is room for improvement. - Unknown

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Immodium Podium: why some athletes didn’t make it to the podium - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Athlete: A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift ashes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffett

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

The greatest athletes are those who discover that what they should be doing and what they are doing are the same thing. - Unknown

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales


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