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I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

Storytelling is the calculated release of information. - Alex Garland

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The largest room available to athletes is room for improvement. - Unknown

Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. - George S Patton

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

Immodium Podium: why some athletes didn’t make it to the podium - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To succeed, jump as quickly at opportunities as you do at conclusions. - Benjamin Franklin

Athlete: A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift ashes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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