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Camel Clutch

Food shortage at the local zoo

Camel Clutch thanks to Mike King

Looking forward to animal safety

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Grab the bull by the corns. - Archie Bunker

The camel does not see her own hump. - Greek Proverb

A drowning man will clutch at a straw. - Sir Thomas More

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

A camel is a racehorse built by committee. - Unknown

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect. - Oscar Wilde

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Grab a chance and you won't be sorry for a might have been. - Arthur Mitchell Ransome

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. - Carol Burnett

X-Factor: 1. Anything that is unexpected; 2. As in Sudoku at suJoku.com - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations. - Eli Khamarov

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

The most exciting rhythms seem unexpected and complex, the most beautiful melodies simple and inevitable - W H Auden

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

There is only what you want and what happens. There is only grabbing on and holding tight in the darkness. - Lauren Oliver

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Pleasure is very seldom found where it is sought. Our brightest blazes are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks. - Samuel Johnson

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

Any human anywhere will blossom in a hundred unexpected talents and capacities simply by being given the opportunity to do so. - Doris Lessing


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