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Camel Walkers

The dog walkers of Saudi Arabia

Camel Walkers thanks to Barry McCartney

Just in case you run out of gas in the Middle East...

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All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

A camel is a racehorse built by committee. - Unknown

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

The desert shall rejoice, and blossom as the rose. - Isaiah 35:1

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Sleeplessness is a desert without vegetation or inhabitants. - Jessamyn West

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

What makes the desert beautiful is that somewhere it hides a well. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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