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Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. - Unknown

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

Pessimism becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; it reproduces itself by crippling our willingness to act. - Howard Zinn

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown


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