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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright


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