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Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

The biggest battle is never on the field, the fairway, the diamond or rink: it's in your mind. - Carey Neuhoff

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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