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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown


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