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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. - Unknown

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown