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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist. - Paul Harvey

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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