Canadian Car Crash

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Very sorry can't come. Lie follows by post. - Charles Beresford

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. - Robin Williams

Sorry, I don't take orders. I barely take suggestions. - Unknown

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry