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Canadian Car Crash

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Canadian Car Crash thanks to Jerry VanHorne

Things are a little different in Canada

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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. - Philip Simborg

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. - Robin Williams

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Grab a chance and you won't be sorry for a might have been. - Arthur Mitchell Ransome

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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