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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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