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Canadian Cat

You moose be mistaken!

Canadian Cat thanks to Jim Serritella

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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